Light hearted and a tad bit psychotic. I am from the depths of your soul, The darkness that's never been touched. Yet I can't seem to function with out a pot of coffee and or a cup tea.

dlubes:

when you’re on tumblr/facebook and it’s your birthday

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

(via bigawkwardmess)

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33 minutes ago

phobias:

stability:

fuckinq:

how do i stop liking assholes

maybe stick to vaginal & oral for a little 

i ship you two so hard

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35 minutes ago
englishdub:

Professor Oak please stop there are children watching this show

englishdub:

Professor Oak please stop there are children watching this show

(via bigawkwardmess)

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35 minutes ago

cooknut:

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

(via phobias)

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35 minutes ago

phobias:

the fact that some people think in different languages frustrates me

(via relahvant)

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36 minutes ago

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

(via sniffing)

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36 minutes ago

taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

(via pizza)

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36 minutes ago
kimchiflavoredkisses:

exolutely-not-sehun:

coolheadacheproduct:

summer-seoulstice:

warpdebris:

TRY TO STOP ME

someone give this outfit to kris 

i bet he’ll love the bra

It’s what he has been searching for his whole life.

galaxy_fanfan

kimchiflavoredkisses:

exolutely-not-sehun:

coolheadacheproduct:

summer-seoulstice:

warpdebris:

TRY TO STOP ME

someone give this outfit to kris 

i bet he’ll love the bra

It’s what he has been searching for his whole life.

galaxy_fanfan

(Source: mangofricker, via marleymckitten)

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37 minutes ago

oomshi:

hello waiter can i get a milkshake, hold the boys

(via sniffing)

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42 minutes ago

methlabrador:

i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via fake-mermaid)

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42 minutes ago

izzetheking:

HOw do i kill someone without looking rude

(via fake-mermaid)

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43 minutes ago

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

(via fake-mermaid)

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